You start a Glasgow Coma Score assessment. You ask the patient a question, you shout at the patient, you inflict pain, then more pain, then deep pain. There is no eye response, no verbal response, no motor response. Glasgow Coma Score is 3.

Three is also a generous estimate of your IQ. An interesting tactic trying to assess a GCS on someone you have just anaesthetised and paralysed. Since we are charitable, and take pity on the educationally challenged, we'll give you another go.