You're dozing off in the coffee room during what seems to be an unnaturally long quiet spell. You've had 3 cups of coffee, reorganised your life (again) in your electronic personal organiser, and read the paper cover to cover (well, looked at the pictures & read the lonely hearts - your ad's still in).

Finally you are saved from the mental torment of the junior crossword by one of the nurses who has a patient for you...