You decide to ring the Samaritans

Hello Samaritans?
No, Joe's Pizza, may I take your order?
Oh! I thought this was the Samaritans. I'm at St. Packing and I've a multiple trauma patient on his way in and
The Samaritans left two months ago. This is the fifth time you've called us this week. Now if you want pizza, we got specials ... if you've got a trauma patient, call a trauma team.