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Fri Nov 23 13:02:06 GMT 2007

My favorite was yesterday's first patient of the day. She had cut her finger
while chopping the veggies for stuffing (wrong, sharpened knofe-- but it is
not my place to chastise!) and she said "Will I be able to play piano after
this? Of course I asked if she played BEFORE cutting herself, which she
affirmed and I replied yes. Old joke..

Same patient, she told me she bought a bottle of Zifandel for the turkey and
I asked if she got one for herdelf, too. 0;-)

Charlene Morris

On 11/22/07, Andrew J Bowman <andrewj.bowman at gmail.com> wrote:
>
> Sorry for the cross posting, wanted to touch base with as many EM,
> critical
> care and trauma people out there working this holiday in the US.
>
> Any funny sayings from your patients this year akin to Lex's "the
> prostitute
> shot me up with heroin and that's the last I remember"?
>
> Andrew
>
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